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This week’s quotes come from the late American Comedian Henny Youngman. I hope you find these priceless pieces of wit as funny as I did.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Henny Youngman

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn’t pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

Henny Youngman

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Henny Youngman

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Henny Youngman

There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.

Henny Youngman

Have a great Wednesday, folks!

Until next time…

Dave