26 Friday Feb 2021
Posted in Funny Friday
A new patient settles comfortably onto the couch, and the psychiatrist begins his therapy session.
“I’m not aware of your exact problem,” the doctor says, “so perhaps you should start from the very beginning.”
“Of course,” replies the patient. “In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth…”
Joke Courtesy: The Best Joke Book (Period).
Have a great weekend, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
05 Friday Feb 2021
Posted in Funny Friday
A worried father calls the family doctor because he thinks his teen son has caught a venereal disease.
“I think he got it from the maid,” says the concerned dad, “and I’ve also been sleeping with the maid.”
“Okay,” the doctor replies calmly. “Well, when you bring him into the office, we’ll look at you as well.”
“And that’s not all,” the father continues. “I think I might have given it to his mother.”
“Oh, no!” cries the doctor. “Well, now we might all have it!”
—The Best Joke Book (Period)
Have a great Friday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
29 Friday Jan 2021
Posted in Funny Friday
A woman accompanies her husband to a doctor’s visit. After the checkup, the doctor calls only her into his office. “The outlook isn’t good,” he tells her.
“Your husband is under a tremendous amount of stress. If you don’t do exactly what I tell you, he may not survive to see the end of the month. Each morning, make him a nice healthy breakfast. Do the same for lunch and dinner. Always be in a pleasant mood around him and keep his spirits up. Don’t burden him with chores or stress him with the details of your day. At night, if he’s up for it, agree to any request for sexual pleasure. If you do all those things, he’ll live a long life.” On the way home, the husband asks his wife what the doctor said to her in the closed-door meeting.
She replies, “You’re going to die.”
Have a great weekend, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
22 Friday Jan 2021
Posted in Funny Friday
The president was awakened in the middle of the night by a call from the Pentagon.
“Mr. President,” the four-star general began, “I’ve got good news and bad news.”
“What’s the bad news?” the president asked.
“The country is being taken over by aliens from another planet.”
“My God,” the president said. “What’s the good news?”
“The good news is,” said the general, “they pee oil and they’ve eaten Rush Limbaugh.”
Have a great Friday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
15 Friday Jan 2021
Posted in Funny Friday, Uncategorized
Since we find ourselves in some very politically charged times, I figured I’d poke a little fun at government workers today, with this little joke.
How many government workers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two: One to insist that the light bulb has been taken care of and the other to screw it into a faucet. – The Best Joke Book (period).
Have a great Friday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
15 Thursday Oct 2020
Posted in Thankful Thursdays
Tags
Birthday, born, Day Off, eat some good food, Happy, Life, play some games, Read, Relax
This is going to be short today, folks. It’s my 57th birthday and I’m going to be taking the day off. I’m grateful to be alive, grateful to have been born, and grateful for this life. It has been one hell of a journey so far.
Have a great day, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
14 Wednesday Oct 2020
Posted in Wisdom Wednesday
This week’s quotes come from the late American Comedian Henny Youngman. I hope you find these priceless pieces of wit as funny as I did.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn’t pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
Have a great Wednesday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
06 Thursday Aug 2020
Posted in Thankful Thursdays
Tags
Funny Memes, Funny Movies, Funny Stories, Happy, Joke, Laughter, Thankful, Thursday
(The picture above is me laughing with my sister’s dog, who passed last year. He was a crack up.)
Humor has always carried me through whatever challenge I was going through. Be it divorce, death in the family, the loss of a pet, or even a temporary failure. Laughing at a comedian, stupid movie, or a well-done meme are terrific remedies to bad moods, feeling sorry for myself, or getting my mind off of a family tragedy.
I’ve been lucky in that way. When some folks would be devastated by this or that in their lives, I’ve always been able to bounce back. Some would say my sense of humor is a little on the “sick” side, but I believe you find whatever you can to make you laugh and go with it. Laughter is the best, particularly those laughs that are so hard, they are silent. I love laughing.
A few weeks ago, my sister came to visit, and we were looking at the Demotivators.com website. If you’ve never been there before, take a few moments to check it out. These posters are hilarious. Anyway, my sister and I came across one poster on the site and just had a gut-busting laugh. It was terrific!
I hope all of you have laughter in your lives. It’s terrific. Have a great Thursday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
28 Thursday May 2020
Posted in Thankful Thursdays
Today, I’m grateful for you, my readers. I think about the beginnings of my blog, and how it has evolved to its present state. It’s been quite a journey. I think the best part of blogging is the freedom to write what I wish. Yeah, I try to keep categories for each day of the week, but there’s still a lot of freedom to write about the things I care about.
I really appreciate those of you who took the time to respond to my posts. I hope this continues, because it is nice to interact with people all over the world. Each day I check my stats, I’m amazed by the geographical spread of people who visit my blog. I thank each of you for stopping by when you can.
Well, that’s all I have for today, folks! I hope you and your families are doing OK in your particular part of the world.
Until next time…
Dave
01 Friday May 2020
Posted in Funny Friday
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While the man is with the doctor, the doctor asks him, “So how has life been treating you?” The old man replies, “The Lord’s been good to me. Every night when I go to the bathroom, he turns the light on and when I’m finished, he turns the light off.” While the old woman is with the doctor, the doctor told her what her husband said. She replied, “Damn it! The old fart’s been pissing in the icebox again!”
Courtesy the Laugh Factory
