Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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Chuckle, FriYAY, Funny, Funny Friday, Giggle, Joke, Laughter, Weekend

“My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.”

My brother is in town this week and it’s an absolute blast he’s here. We went to dinner yesterday and watched a series on HBO Now called Chernobyl. If you haven’t seen this one yet, it’s worth the watch.

I hope all of you are having a great Friday and look forward to the weekend! I’ll be busy talking, watching some shows, and getting caught up with my brother.

Until next time…

Dave

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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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Chuckle, Friday, FriYAY, Funny, Giggle, Joke, Laughter, Pun, Weekend

“A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.” 

Provided by Pun.me

Have a great Friday, folks!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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Corny, Friday, FriYAY, Giggle, Joke, Laughter, Mother's Day, Pun, Smile

I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.

Today’s joke was provided by:  Pun.me

I hope all of you have a great Friday and weekend! This Sunday is Mother’s Day. I hope you are all doing something nice for your Mom. We’ll be going somewhere to eat and enjoying a relaxing day.

 

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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Birthday, family, Friday, Fun times, Funny, Giggle, Joke, Laugh, Laughter, Psycho, Pun, Sister

“How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.”

Courtesy of Pun.me

Have a great Friday! It’s my sister’s birthday today! She’s coming down tomorrow to hang out with us. It’ll be a good time.

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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Chuckle, Friday, FriYAY, Funny, Giggle, Happy, Joke, Laughter

“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”–Dave Barry

I hope you have a terrific weekend!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Calvin and Hobbes

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Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes, Chuckles, Comic Strips, Funny, Giggles, Laughter, LOL

“Reality continues to ruin my life.” – Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes Collection Dictionary.com

If you have never read the comic, Calvin and Hobbes, it is a real treat. Calvin and Hobbes came on the scene in 1985 and ran until 1995. It was a great comic, and I looked forward to the paper, just to check in on their new adventures.

I hope this little quip from Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes creator, brightens your Friday.

 

Have a great Friday!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Sam Levenson

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Friday, Funny, Giggle, Happy, Hilarious, Laughter, Sam Levenson

“Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we’ll find it.” – Sam Levenson

Read more at: BrainyQuote.com

I hope all of you have had a great week! Here’s a funny quote as a small reward for all of your hard work. Have a great weekend!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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Chess, Computers, Emo Philips, Funny, Giggle, Happy, Kickboxing, Laughter

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”–Emo Philips

I wanted to spice up this Funny Friday with a quip that would entertain my techy followers. I hope all of you had a terrific week!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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Bob Hope, Chuckle, Friday, Funny, Giggle, Happy Hour, Laughter, Netflix, Smile

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.”–Bob Hope

Today’s the day we clean up our office and head out for the weekend. You may go to a happy hour with colleagues, have a nice family dinner, or plop down on the couch and enjoy shows on Netflix. Whatever your plans are, have a great Friday night!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Bonus Content – Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

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Beer, Celebration, Clover, Drinking, Ireland, Irish, Laughter, Party, Tradition

“May your troubles be less. And your blessings be more. And nothing but happiness come through your door.” – Irish Blessing

I hope all of you enjoy St. Patty’s Day today. This is a big holiday in the United States. Chicago dyes rivers green for the celebration. In my hometown of Port Huron, Michigan, there is an event called the “Pub Crawl”. The city provides transportation to participants who visit select bars and pubs throughout the day. Some pubs will have games to play while others will have live music. There will be lots of corn beef and cabbage, Shepard’s pie, and green-colored beer and mixed drinks to enjoy.

I’m looking forward to the NCAA championship between the University of Michigan and Michigan State today. It should be a great game.

That’s it for today, folks. Have a great St. Patrick’s Day!

Until next time…

Dave