17 Friday Jan 2020
Posted in Funny Friday
Picture above: My Dad and I. We were at his Physical Therapy appointment yesterday. I figured everyone would want to see the “beard”.
An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, “I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?” The husband replies, “First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!”
Courtesy: www.laughfactory.com
This one got me giggling. I hope you enjoy it too! Have a great Friday, everybody!
Until next time…
Dave
10 Friday Jan 2020
Posted in Funny Friday
One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, “Why are you home so early?” He answered, “Because I was the only one that answered a question in my class.” She said, “Wow, my son is a genius. What was the question?” Jimmy replied, “The question was ‘Who threw the trash can at the principal’s head?'”
Courtesy: Laughfactory.com
I hope you have been having a great January. I also hope you enjoy these jokes. I think the Laughtfactory.com will be my go to for Funny Fridays for some time to come. These are terrific. Have a great Friday friends.
Until next time…
Dave
03 Friday Jan 2020
Posted in Funny Friday, Uncategorized
A 3-year-old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Courtesy: Laughfactory.com
I hope all of you had a great week! One more day and it’s the first weekend of the year! What are you plans? Anything fun? I hope so. The weekends are when I get out to a cozy coffee shop or restaurant and just chill out. I also enjoy the library on Friday for a change of pace. I hope you’ve got some great adventures planned!
Have a great Friday folks!
Until next time…
Dave
13 Friday Dec 2019
Posted in Funny Friday
A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.” Laughfactory
Have a great Friday the 13th folks!
Until next time…
Dave
06 Friday Dec 2019
Posted in Funny Friday
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!” The man says, “You go right up there and tell him off—go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
Courtesy – Laughfactory.com
Until next time…
Dave
22 Friday Nov 2019
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15 Friday Nov 2019
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07 Thursday Nov 2019
Posted in Thankful Thursdays
“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” – Charlie Chaplin
I don’t know about you, but I love to laugh. I enjoy finding the funny things that occur every day. I also like reading the comics in the paper, finding funny memes, and even catching a comedy show on Netflix or Amazon from time-to-time. It’s a great feeling to laugh so hard you can’t breathe. I don’t reach this level every day, but I do try.
I’m truly thankful for comedy, funny jokes, puns, funny memes, comedy shows, and even the funny animals or fail videos on YouTube. It’s a great thing to laugh. It just feels terrific.
If you’re down in the dumps, stressed out, or in some mental turmoil, take a few minutes to watch your favorite cartoon, read a comic strip, watch a comedy on Netflix or your favorite sitcom. Get those giggles going and you’ll feel a tremendous lift in your mood, even if it is only for a short time.
Bill Burr and Joe Rogan are my go-tos on Netflix. Looney Tunes are my favorite cartoons (I grew up with them). Funny movies? Dumb & Dumber, Caddyshack, and Liar, Liar, to name a few. Comics? I love The Oatmeal. He is a genius. For political satire, there’s The Onion. There are so many funny things on the Internet it would be impossible to list them all here.
Starting today, laugh, giggle, chuckle. Keep an eye out for funny things. Seek them out. Make a habit of laughing. It is a great thing to laugh. I never feel bad when I’m laughing. I hope you strive for the laugh today. It will do wonders for you.
Have a great Thursday, folks.
Until next time…
Dave
18 Friday Oct 2019
Posted in Funny Friday
Tags
Abbott & Costello, Chuckle, Comedy Routine, Funny Friday, Giggle, Laughter, Smile, Who's On First
This dates me a little. This is one of the most memorable acts Abbott & Costello performed during their career together. I hope this tickles you like it does me every time I watch this.
Have a great Friday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
04 Friday Oct 2019
Posted in Funny Friday
Q: What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?
A: I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.
Courtesy: https://short-funny.com/hilarious-jokes.php
I hope you enjoyed this. I did. Have a great weekend everybody!
Until next time…
Dave
