08 Friday May 2020
Posted in Funny Friday
Two men are talking and one says to the other, “My wife’s doctor says she has menopause, and, man, has she been moody lately. How long do the symptoms of menopause usually last?” The other man replies, “Let me put it this way: menopause will be listed as the cause on your death certificate.”
Courtesy: The Laughfactory
Have a great weekend, everyone!
Until next time…
Dave
01 Friday May 2020
Posted in Funny Friday
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While the man is with the doctor, the doctor asks him, “So how has life been treating you?” The old man replies, “The Lord’s been good to me. Every night when I go to the bathroom, he turns the light on and when I’m finished, he turns the light off.” While the old woman is with the doctor, the doctor told her what her husband said. She replied, “Damn it! The old fart’s been pissing in the icebox again!”
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24 Friday Apr 2020
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03 Friday Apr 2020
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A kid asks his dad, “What’s a man?” The dad says, “A man is someone who is responsible and cares for their family.” The kid says, “I hope one day I can be a man just like mom!”
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Thanks to all the Moms out there. You gals rock!
Until next time…
Dave
21 Friday Feb 2020
Posted in Funny Friday
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.” “That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse then yells the second man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!” “That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!” A nurse goes up to the third man saying, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets.” “That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!” The last man begins groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask. “I work for 7 Up!”
Courtesy: Laughfactory.com
Happy Friday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
07 Friday Feb 2020
Posted in Funny Friday
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Chuckle, FriYAY, Funny Friday, Giggle, Laughter, Party time, Smile, Weekend
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma cow again replied” Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head.” The final baby walks over and says, “Duh huh guh nuh!” The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock.”
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Have a great Friday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
06 Thursday Feb 2020
Posted in Thankful Thursdays
I love a good laugh. A good joke, a funny quote, a funny comedy, or even a funny article. As long as the result is me laughing.
I love to laugh so hard I can’t breathe, my eyes water, and my voice raises about 10 octaves. These laughs are rare, but when they happen, it’s terrific.
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I love laughing at a funny movie, giggling when I read a clever quote or joke, or watching a funny comedy act on Netflix.
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I love laughing with family, friends, and strangers. Laughter is something I am so grateful for. The ability to laugh at myself, laugh with others, and the ability to find something funny in most situations.
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Laughter is a gift. Laugh, laugh, and laugh some more. It is so healing. It is so relaxing.
Until next time…
Dave
17 Friday Jan 2020
Posted in Funny Friday
Picture above: My Dad and I. We were at his Physical Therapy appointment yesterday. I figured everyone would want to see the “beard”.
An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, “I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?” The husband replies, “First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!”
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This one got me giggling. I hope you enjoy it too! Have a great Friday, everybody!
Until next time…
Dave
10 Friday Jan 2020
Posted in Funny Friday
One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, “Why are you home so early?” He answered, “Because I was the only one that answered a question in my class.” She said, “Wow, my son is a genius. What was the question?” Jimmy replied, “The question was ‘Who threw the trash can at the principal’s head?'”
Courtesy: Laughfactory.com
I hope you have been having a great January. I also hope you enjoy these jokes. I think the Laughtfactory.com will be my go to for Funny Fridays for some time to come. These are terrific. Have a great Friday friends.
Until next time…
Dave
03 Friday Jan 2020
Posted in Funny Friday, Uncategorized
A 3-year-old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Courtesy: Laughfactory.com
I hope all of you had a great week! One more day and it’s the first weekend of the year! What are you plans? Anything fun? I hope so. The weekends are when I get out to a cozy coffee shop or restaurant and just chill out. I also enjoy the library on Friday for a change of pace. I hope you’ve got some great adventures planned!
Have a great Friday folks!
Until next time…
Dave
