22 Friday Jan 2021
Posted in Funny Friday
The president was awakened in the middle of the night by a call from the Pentagon.
“Mr. President,” the four-star general began, “I’ve got good news and bad news.”
“What’s the bad news?” the president asked.
“The country is being taken over by aliens from another planet.”
“My God,” the president said. “What’s the good news?”
“The good news is,” said the general, “they pee oil and they’ve eaten Rush Limbaugh.”
Have a great Friday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
08 Friday Jan 2021
Posted in Funny Friday
I wanted to bring back Funny Friday, because some of you gave me some comments last year that you liked the jokes and other funny things I have found on the web. So here we are. Spread your wings Sunday will not be continued, however. I’ve reverted back to Sunday being my “do nothing day”, and plan on sticking with that.
I look forward to providing you some funny videos, funny jokes, and anything else I find hilarious on Fridays going forward. Happy 2021, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
14 Wednesday Oct 2020
Posted in Wisdom Wednesday
This week’s quotes come from the late American Comedian Henny Youngman. I hope you find these priceless pieces of wit as funny as I did.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn’t pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
Have a great Wednesday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
09 Sunday Aug 2020
Posted in Spread Your Wings, Uncategorized
Weekly challenge: This week, the challenge is to laugh. Here are a few sources that will help you out:
The Onion – https://www.theonion.com/
The Laughfactory – http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/family-jokes
Cracked – https://www.cracked.com/
These three will get you started. Need more? There’s always a good comedy show on Netflix and Amazon.
Until next time…
Dave
06 Thursday Aug 2020
Posted in Thankful Thursdays
Tags
Funny Memes, Funny Movies, Funny Stories, Happy, Joke, Laughter, Thankful, Thursday
(The picture above is me laughing with my sister’s dog, who passed last year. He was a crack up.)
Humor has always carried me through whatever challenge I was going through. Be it divorce, death in the family, the loss of a pet, or even a temporary failure. Laughing at a comedian, stupid movie, or a well-done meme are terrific remedies to bad moods, feeling sorry for myself, or getting my mind off of a family tragedy.
I’ve been lucky in that way. When some folks would be devastated by this or that in their lives, I’ve always been able to bounce back. Some would say my sense of humor is a little on the “sick” side, but I believe you find whatever you can to make you laugh and go with it. Laughter is the best, particularly those laughs that are so hard, they are silent. I love laughing.
A few weeks ago, my sister came to visit, and we were looking at the Demotivators.com website. If you’ve never been there before, take a few moments to check it out. These posters are hilarious. Anyway, my sister and I came across one poster on the site and just had a gut-busting laugh. It was terrific!
I hope all of you have laughter in your lives. It’s terrific. Have a great Thursday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
17 Friday Jul 2020
Posted in Funny Friday
Two men are hiking through the woods when one of them cries out, “Snake! Run!” His companion laughs at him. “Oh, relax. It’s only a baby,” he says. “Don’t you hear the rattle?” — Steve Smith
Can you hear the drum and symbols in the background? (HA!)
Have a great Friday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
05 Friday Jun 2020
Posted in Funny Friday
A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question, and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”
Courtesy: The Laugh Factory
Laughter is a wonderful thing. Take some time on Friday to laugh. To really chuckle about something. Watch a funny movie, read the comics, or check out your favorite comic on Netflix. I hope you have a terrific Friday and a great weekend!
Until next time…
Dave
08 Friday May 2020
Posted in Funny Friday
Two men are talking and one says to the other, “My wife’s doctor says she has menopause, and, man, has she been moody lately. How long do the symptoms of menopause usually last?” The other man replies, “Let me put it this way: menopause will be listed as the cause on your death certificate.”
Courtesy: The Laughfactory
Have a great weekend, everyone!
Until next time…
Dave
01 Friday May 2020
Posted in Funny Friday
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While the man is with the doctor, the doctor asks him, “So how has life been treating you?” The old man replies, “The Lord’s been good to me. Every night when I go to the bathroom, he turns the light on and when I’m finished, he turns the light off.” While the old woman is with the doctor, the doctor told her what her husband said. She replied, “Damn it! The old fart’s been pissing in the icebox again!”
Courtesy the Laugh Factory
24 Friday Apr 2020
Posted in Funny Friday
