03 Friday Apr 2020
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A kid asks his dad, “What’s a man?” The dad says, “A man is someone who is responsible and cares for their family.” The kid says, “I hope one day I can be a man just like mom!”
Courtesy: The Laugh Factory
Thanks to all the Moms out there. You gals rock!
Until next time…
Dave
27 Friday Mar 2020
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A doctor tells an old couple at his office he needs to get a stool sample, a urine sample, and a blood test from the old man. Hard of hearing, the old man asks his wife what the doctor said. The wife replies, “He needs a pair of your underwear.”
Courtesy: The Laughfactory
Have a great Friday, folks! Hang in there! It’s tough in some places.
Sending good thoughts to all.
Until next time…
Dave
20 Friday Mar 2020
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A 7-year-old and a 4-year-old are in their bedroom. “You know what?” says the 7-year-old, “I think it’s time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’ll swear first, then you.” “Okay,” replies the 4-year-old. In the kitchen, when the mother asks the 7-year-old what he wants for breakfast, he answers, “I’ll have Coco Pops, bitch.” *WHACK* He goes flying out of his chair, crying his eyes out. The mother looks at the 4-year-old & sternly asks, “And what do you want?” “Dunno,” he replies, “But it won’t be fucking Coco Pops.” – Courtesy the laugh factory.
This one cracked me up. I hope you enjoyed it too. Have a great Friday!
Until next time…
Dave
13 Friday Mar 2020
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Chuckle, Funny Friday, Getting Old, Giggle, Grin, Laugh, Laugh Factory, Smile, Snicker
Here’s your weekly installation of humor from yours truly. I know you are working hard and I hope this adds a smile to your day.
You know you’re getting old when your wife says, “Honey, lets run upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “I can’t do both.”
Until next time…
Dave
06 Friday Mar 2020
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Chuckle, Funny Friday, Giggle, Joke, Laugh, Little Johnny, Party time, Relax, Weekend
Little Johnny likes to gamble. One day, his dad gets a new job, so his family has to move to a new city. Johnny’s dad thinks, “I’ll get a head start on Johnny’s gambling.” He calls the teacher and says, “My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow, but he likes to gamble, so you’ll have to keep an eye on him.” The teacher says, “Okay,” because she can handle it. The next day, Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, “Hi, my name is Johnny.” She says, “Yes, I know who you are.” Johnny smiles and says, “I bet you $10 you’ve got a mole on your butt.” The teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem, so she takes him up on the bet. She pulls her pants down, shows him her butt, and there is no mole. That afternoon, Johnny goes home and tells his dad that he lost $10 to the teacher and explains why. His dad calls the teacher and says, “Johnny said that he bet you that you had a mole on your butt and he lost.” The teacher says, “Yeah, and I think I broke his gambling problem.” Johnny’s dad laughs and says, “No you didn’t, he bet me $100 this morning that he’d see your ass before the day was over.”
The joke was provided by the Laugh Factory
I know this is a long one, but it’s terrific. Have a great Friday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
28 Friday Feb 2020
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Funny, Giggle, Happy, Joke, Laugh, Laugh Factory, Man-eating Chicken
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A little girl and her older brother were visiting their grandfather’s farm. The older brother decided to play a trick on his younger sister. He told her that he discovered a man-eating chicken. The girl was frightened, and ran inside in fear. Then the older brother heard his little sister scream. He ran inside immediately. She was screaming at their grandfather, who was chowing down on a plate of fried chicken. “What is it?” he asked. The sister turned to him in fear and said,” It- it’s- IT’S A MAN EATING CHICKEN!!!”
Joke (Courtesy Laugh Factory)
Have a great Friday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
21 Friday Feb 2020
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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.” “That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse then yells the second man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!” “That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!” A nurse goes up to the third man saying, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets.” “That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!” The last man begins groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask. “I work for 7 Up!”
Courtesy: Laughfactory.com
Happy Friday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
07 Friday Feb 2020
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Chuckle, FriYAY, Funny Friday, Giggle, Laughter, Party time, Smile, Weekend
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma cow again replied” Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head.” The final baby walks over and says, “Duh huh guh nuh!” The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock.”
Joke provided by Laugh Factory
Have a great Friday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
31 Friday Jan 2020
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It’s Friday folks! Time for a joke for my Funny Friday posting.
I hope all of you have a great Friday and a fun and relaxing weekend. Here’s your weekly funny!
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
Courtesy: The Laugh Factory
24 Friday Jan 2020
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**Warning** Before you read on, this is a little risque. **Warning**
Here we go!
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, “My monkey has grown hair.” Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing; mine is already eating bananas.”
Courtesy: The Laugh Factory
I hope this made you laugh like I did. Have a great Friday night, folks. You deserve it.
Until next time…
Dave
