I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are.
I don’t excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
I enjoy life when things are happening. I don’t care if it’s good things or bad things. That means you’re alive.
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I’m being funny, but I’m reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we’re going down the tube.
Joan Rivers was a comedian when I was growing up and quite popular. She used to appear quite a bit on Johnny Carson, a staple in my home. The folks loved Johnny. Anyway, for those of you who are not familiar with her, here’s a Wikipedia link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_Rivers
Have a great day, folks.
Until next time…