Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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Chuckle, Corney, Friday, Funny, Giggle, Joke, Laugh, Weekend

What did the stoplight say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing.

Joke Credit: Pun.me

Have a great Friday everyone!

Until next time…

Dave

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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Riddle

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Friday, FriYAY, Funny, Joke, Laugh, pun.me, Riddle, Weekend

What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel

To get the answer, press down on the left button of your mouse and highlight the text to the right of the riddle.

 

Happy Friday!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Ted Talk Tuesday – AJ Jacobs

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AJ Jacobs, Funny, health, Healthy Eating, Noise Reduction, Wearing a Helmet

Here is a comical look at living healthy. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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Chuckle, Funny, Funny Friday, Giggle, Hilarious, Laugh, Laughter

An elderly man called Keith.
Mislaid his set of false teeth.
They’d been laid on a chair.
He’d forgot they were there.
Sat down, and was bitten beneath.

Credit Pun.me

Have a great Friday, folks! Today, I’m helping my wife with a teach test she has to take, going to get some yard work done (trim our hedges), and then get the rest of my stuff done.

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Haikus are Easy

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Friday, Funny, Giggle, Laughter, Relax, Smile, Time off, Weekend

Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don’t make sense.
Refrigerator.

pun.me

This one gave me a giggle. I hope it gives you one too. It’s Friday, and the weekend is almost here. Have a great day folks!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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Chuckle, Friday, Funny, Giggle, Joke, Laughter, Party, pun.me

“Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.” – Unknown

Quote Credit: pun.me

Have a great Friday!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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Chuckle, Friday, Funny, Giggles, Joke, Laughter, Relax, Weekend

As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

Have a great Friday folks!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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Friday, Funny, Hilarious, Joke, Laughter, Pun, Quip

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do *not* read it!

Courtesy: Pun.me

I hope all of you have a great Friday and have some great things planned for the weekend! Happy Fri-YAY!!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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Chuckle, Funny, Giggle, Happy, Hilarious, Joke, Laugh, Pun

“I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.” – Unknown

Provided by: Pun.me

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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Chuckle, Friday, FriYAY, Funny, Giggle, Joke, Laugh, Pun, Quip

My boss told me to have a good day.. so I went home.

Provided by: Pun.me

My brother went home and my Mother’s cataract surgery went off without a hitch. It was great having my brother at home for a week. He headed back to Phoenix and will be heading out this weekend to San Diego for a Cisco conference. Now it’s time to get back on track with my rituals and writing.

I hope all of you had a great week. Enjoy the little joke I posted. I know, they’re corny, but they always give me a little boost when I find them and share them here.

Until next time…

Dave