23 Friday Jul 2021
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A husband calls for his wife on his deathbed. He tells his wife that after he passes away he doesn’t want her to be alone. “Six months after I pass, I think it would be ok for you to marry Joe.”
“Joe?” his wife asks. “But I thought you hated Joe.”
“I do,” the man answers.
Joke: The Best Joke Book (period).
Until next time…
Dave
25 Friday Jun 2021
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I haven’t done this in a while, and figured you might enjoy these as much as I do. I don’t watch a lot of YouTube, other than Call of Duty walkthroughs and streams, but these are always a crackup when I have some downtime and want to laugh. I hope you enjoy these as much as I do. If you’ve had a tough week, take a few moments to watch these. They will brighten up your Friday and put you in a good mood for the weekend!
Enjoy!
Until next time…
Dave
04 Friday Jun 2021
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21 Friday May 2021
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After a preacher died and went to heaven, he noticed a New York cab driver had been awarded a higher place than he. “I don’t understand,” he complained to God. “I devoted my entire life to my congregation.”
God explained to him, “Our policy here in heaven is to reward results. Now, was your congregation well attuned to you whenever you gave a sermon?”
“Well,” the minister had to admit, “some in the congregation fell asleep from time to time.”
“Exactly,” said God, “and when people rode in this man’s taxi, they not only stayed awake, they even prayed.”
Courtesy – The Best Joke Book (Period)
I hope you enjoyed this one as much as I did. Have a great weekend! Be safe.
Until next time…
Dave
14 Friday May 2021
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Chuckle, Friday, FriYAY, Fun, Funny, Giggle, Laugh, Relax, Rest, Senility, Smile, Snicker, Weekend
Two men are discussing the ailing health of their parents.
“I feel bad,” the first man says. “My dad is senile. All he does is stare through the window all day long.”
“That’s an awful way to live.” the second man responds.
“Yeah, I know,” the man admitted. “One day I should really let him in the house.”
Joke credit: The Best Joke Book (Period)
Have a great weekend, all!
Until next time…
Dave
07 Friday May 2021
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Chuckle, Friday, FriYAY, Funny, Giggle, Hilarious, Hot Chocolate, Joke, Laugh, Nurse, Smile, Snicker, Viagra
A man goes to the nursing home to visit his eighty-four-year-old father. While there he notices the nurse hand his father a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra pill.
The man asks the nurse, “Why are you doing that? At his age, what will either do for him?”
“The hot chocolate,” the nurse explains, “will help him fall asleep faster.”
“All right,” the man replies, “and what about the Viagra?”
“That keeps him from rolling out of bed.”
Joke credit: The best Joke Book (Period).
I hope all of you have a great weekend!
Until next time…
Dave
30 Friday Apr 2021
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An adorable old woman visits the doctor. “Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and is always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least ten times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was farting because it doesn’t smell and is silent.”
The doctor says, “I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.”
The next week the lady returns. “Doctor,” she says, “I don’t know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly.”
“Good,” the doctor says.
“Now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, let’s work on your hearing.”
Joke Credit: The Best Joke Book Period
I hope all of you have a terrific weekend! I enjoyed my time this week with my sister and had some great fun. Take care of yourselves. I’ll see you Monday!
Until next time…
Dave
23 Friday Apr 2021
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Three senior citizens are sitting on a park bench complaining about their failing bodies.
“Every morning I get up at 6 a.m.,” the first man explains, “and try to pee, but nothing but a trickle comes out.”
The second man adds, “I get up at 6 a.m. too, and it feels like I’ve got to move my bowels, but I sit down on the toilet and nothing happens.”
The third man chimes in the conversation and tells his friends, “I pee and move my bowels at exactly 7 a.m. every morning.”
“That’s not bad, “the first man responds. “Why are you complaining?”
The third man admits, “The problem is I don’t usually wake up until 8 a.m.”
Joke credit: The Best Joke Book (Period).
Have a great weekend, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
09 Friday Apr 2021
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cellmate, Chuckle, con, Friday, FriYAY, Funny, Giggle, jail, Joke, Laugh, prisoner, Snicker, Weekend
A new man brought into a prison cell with a cellmate who is already 100 years old. The new cellmate asks the old man his story. The old con says, “You look at me, I’m old and worn out, but if you can believe it, I used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat and four luxury cars, dated the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants around the world.”
The new man asks, “What happened?”
“Riley finally realized his credit cards were missing.”
Joke Credit: The Best Joke Book (Period)
Until next time…
Dave
19 Friday Mar 2021
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A grandfather is walking home with his granddaughter after church. “Did God make you, PopPop?” the girls asks.
“Yep! He certainly did,” the old man answers again.
“And did he make me too?” she asks next.
“Of course he did,” the old man answers again.
“Well,” she replies, “he’s certainly getting better at it.”
Joke, courtesy: The Best Joke Book (Period)
Have a great weekend, everyone!
Until next time…
Dave
