This week’s quotes come from the late American Comedian Henny Youngman. I hope you find these priceless pieces of wit as funny as I did.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn’t pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
Have a great Wednesday, folks!
Until next time…