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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Funny Baby Joke

03 Friday Jan 2020

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A 3-year-old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

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I hope all of you had a great week! One more day and it’s the first weekend of the year! What are you plans? Anything fun? I hope so. The weekends are when I get out to a cozy coffee shop or restaurant and just chill out. I also enjoy the library on Friday for a change of pace. I hope you’ve got some great adventures planned!

Have a great Friday folks!

Until next time…

Dave

 

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

06 Friday Dec 2019

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!” The man says, “You go right up there and tell him off—go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

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Until next time…

Dave

 

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

29 Friday Nov 2019

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Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a policeman approached him and asked, “What are you doing?” “Playing a game,” the boy replied. “What is your name?” the officer questioned. “Mind Your Own Business.” Furious the policeman inquired, “Are you looking for trouble?!” The boy replied, “Why, yes.” – Courtesy – Laughfactory.com

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – My Favorite Funny Sources

08 Friday Nov 2019

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Comedians – Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle, Whitney Cummings

Funny Cartoons – Looney Toons, The Simpsons, South Park

Funny Acts – Three Stooges, Laurel and Hardy, Martin and Lewis, Abbott and Costello

Funny Movies – Anything Jim Carrey, Black Sheep, Tommy Boy

There are lots of other funny things I enjoy, but this list should suffice for those of you who are seeking a quick hit. All the comedians are on Netflix or Amazon, you can find the cartoons on TV, and YouTube has videos of the funny acts available. Speaking of YouTube, the Fail Army and any funny animal videos are hilarious.

If you’re bummed out, stressed out, or sad, hit any of these up. They are all hilarious.

I hope each of you has a great weekend!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Teddy Roosevelt

01 Friday Nov 2019

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If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.

Theodore Roosevelt

I always enjoy this one! I hope each of you, who celebrated Halloween yesterday, had a great time. We enjoyed all the Trick or Treaters who came to our door for their goodies. Have a great Friday. Smile, you made

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Marriage

11 Friday Oct 2019

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“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”—Albert Einstein

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I hope you enjoyed this one. Happy Friday! You made it!

Until next time…

Dave