30 Friday Jul 2021
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23 Friday Jul 2021
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A husband calls for his wife on his deathbed. He tells his wife that after he passes away he doesn’t want her to be alone. “Six months after I pass, I think it would be ok for you to marry Joe.”
“Joe?” his wife asks. “But I thought you hated Joe.”
“I do,” the man answers.
Joke: The Best Joke Book (period).
Until next time…
Dave
02 Friday Jul 2021
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4th of July, Barbeque, Corn, family, Friday, Friends, FriYAY, Potato salad, Relax, Weekend
In light of the 4th of July weekend, I will not be posting again until the my nieces leave Michigan on the 15th of July. I hope all of you that celebrate this holiday, enjoy the fireworks, good food, and family get togethers. I will be hanging out with my folks, and enjoying my niece’s visit on the 5th through the 15th. My folks are looking forward to her visit as well.
Until then, happy blogging. Be safe, happy, and contented.
Until next time…
Dave
25 Friday Jun 2021
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I haven’t done this in a while, and figured you might enjoy these as much as I do. I don’t watch a lot of YouTube, other than Call of Duty walkthroughs and streams, but these are always a crackup when I have some downtime and want to laugh. I hope you enjoy these as much as I do. If you’ve had a tough week, take a few moments to watch these. They will brighten up your Friday and put you in a good mood for the weekend!
Enjoy!
Until next time…
Dave
04 Friday Jun 2021
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14 Friday May 2021
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Chuckle, Friday, FriYAY, Fun, Funny, Giggle, Laugh, Relax, Rest, Senility, Smile, Snicker, Weekend
Two men are discussing the ailing health of their parents.
“I feel bad,” the first man says. “My dad is senile. All he does is stare through the window all day long.”
“That’s an awful way to live.” the second man responds.
“Yeah, I know,” the man admitted. “One day I should really let him in the house.”
Joke credit: The Best Joke Book (Period)
Have a great weekend, all!
Until next time…
Dave
30 Friday Apr 2021
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An adorable old woman visits the doctor. “Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and is always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least ten times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was farting because it doesn’t smell and is silent.”
The doctor says, “I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.”
The next week the lady returns. “Doctor,” she says, “I don’t know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly.”
“Good,” the doctor says.
“Now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, let’s work on your hearing.”
Joke Credit: The Best Joke Book Period
I hope all of you have a terrific weekend! I enjoyed my time this week with my sister and had some great fun. Take care of yourselves. I’ll see you Monday!
Until next time…
Dave
23 Friday Apr 2021
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Three senior citizens are sitting on a park bench complaining about their failing bodies.
“Every morning I get up at 6 a.m.,” the first man explains, “and try to pee, but nothing but a trickle comes out.”
The second man adds, “I get up at 6 a.m. too, and it feels like I’ve got to move my bowels, but I sit down on the toilet and nothing happens.”
The third man chimes in the conversation and tells his friends, “I pee and move my bowels at exactly 7 a.m. every morning.”
“That’s not bad, “the first man responds. “Why are you complaining?”
The third man admits, “The problem is I don’t usually wake up until 8 a.m.”
Joke credit: The Best Joke Book (Period).
Have a great weekend, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
09 Friday Apr 2021
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cellmate, Chuckle, con, Friday, FriYAY, Funny, Giggle, jail, Joke, Laugh, prisoner, Snicker, Weekend
A new man brought into a prison cell with a cellmate who is already 100 years old. The new cellmate asks the old man his story. The old con says, “You look at me, I’m old and worn out, but if you can believe it, I used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat and four luxury cars, dated the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants around the world.”
The new man asks, “What happened?”
“Riley finally realized his credit cards were missing.”
Joke Credit: The Best Joke Book (Period)
Until next time…
Dave
26 Friday Mar 2021
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Today is normally a day where I post something funny. Instead, I wanted to take a few moments to thank all of you – new and old – for following my blog. Everyone is so busy these days adjusting to life because of COVID, learning how to use ZOOM and all the rest that comes with working or living out of our homes without a lot of outside contact. When you think things are going back to normal, this nasty little bug does something else, and we find ourselves locked right down again.
My home state is seeing surges everywhere. This virus seems to be telling us, “You thought you were safe. Wait until you get a load of this!”
As I mentioned earlier, my parents and I got phase one of the COVID-19 shot. No side effects on the first shot. We get our final shot in mid-April. I’ll keep you posted. I want to go back to the gym again, but cannot put my folks at risk until we are all vaccinated. I qualified for an early shot because I am a caretaker. If you have elderly folks or folks in your family that have underlying conditions, I cannot recommend you do all you can to keep them safe. My Mom is asthmatic and my Dad has emphysema. They are in their late 70s and early 80s. Both are in the group of folks that this virus impacts the most. Once we have been vaccinated, we can still get COVID, but the vaccine minimizes the risk of getting the nastier side of COVID. Once we are all set, I’ll head back to the gym.
Advocates for students to return to school are spouting that the young spring back quickly from COVID. That may be true, but who are these kids carrying it back to? The elderly, people with underlying conditions, and everyone else in the family or who they come in contact with. I think virtual schooling, despite its current challenges, is something all of us need to consider.
I hope all of you stay safe, happy, and pursuing your dreams.
Have a great weekend, folks!
Until next time…
Davce
