08 Friday May 2020
Posted in Funny Friday
Two men are talking and one says to the other, “My wife’s doctor says she has menopause, and, man, has she been moody lately. How long do the symptoms of menopause usually last?” The other man replies, “Let me put it this way: menopause will be listed as the cause on your death certificate.”
Courtesy: The Laughfactory
Have a great weekend, everyone!
Until next time…
Dave
10 Friday Apr 2020
Posted in Funny Friday
A boy was going through his grandmother’s wallet one night and found her ID card. “Grandma?” he asked, “How much do you weigh?” His grandmother replied, “That’s not an appropriate question, Jimmy” He then asked, “How old are you?” She again replied, “That’s not appropriate, Jimmy.” Finally he asked, “Grandma, why did grandpa leave you?” Before she had time to answer, Jimmy looked at the card and said, “Oh I see, it’s because you got an ‘F’ in sex.”
Courtesy: The Laugh Factory
I hope you enjoy these like I do. I read quite a few and pick the one that makes me laugh the most. Have a great Friday!
Until next time…
Dave
06 Friday Mar 2020
Posted in Funny Friday, Uncategorized
Tags
Chuckle, Funny Friday, Giggle, Joke, Laugh, Little Johnny, Party time, Relax, Weekend
Little Johnny likes to gamble. One day, his dad gets a new job, so his family has to move to a new city. Johnny’s dad thinks, “I’ll get a head start on Johnny’s gambling.” He calls the teacher and says, “My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow, but he likes to gamble, so you’ll have to keep an eye on him.” The teacher says, “Okay,” because she can handle it. The next day, Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, “Hi, my name is Johnny.” She says, “Yes, I know who you are.” Johnny smiles and says, “I bet you $10 you’ve got a mole on your butt.” The teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem, so she takes him up on the bet. She pulls her pants down, shows him her butt, and there is no mole. That afternoon, Johnny goes home and tells his dad that he lost $10 to the teacher and explains why. His dad calls the teacher and says, “Johnny said that he bet you that you had a mole on your butt and he lost.” The teacher says, “Yeah, and I think I broke his gambling problem.” Johnny’s dad laughs and says, “No you didn’t, he bet me $100 this morning that he’d see your ass before the day was over.”
The joke was provided by the Laugh Factory
I know this is a long one, but it’s terrific. Have a great Friday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
02 Sunday Feb 2020
Posted in Spread Your Wings
Challenge #1: Be kind to yourself, a stranger, and a loved one.
Challenge #2: Write one thing you like about yourself every day for one week.
Challenges provided by The Mighty
If you engage in either of these challenges, reply to this posting in the comments. I’d like to hear about what you did. I look these kinds of things up to spice up my week. I hope these are helpful.
Have a great Sunday!!
Until next time…
Dave
29 Sunday Sep 2019
Posted in Spread Your Wings
Weekly Challenge:
Back up your data today. Seriously. You can thank us later.
Courtesy of The 5-minute Journal
Until next time…
Dave
18 Wednesday Sep 2019
Posted in Wisdom Wednesday
Tags
Explore, Food, Indulge, Read, Relax, self-care, Watch Movies/TV, Wisdom Wednesday
Image by Gerd Altmann from Pixabay
10 Simple Ways to Take Care of Yourself
This week’s Wisdom Wednesday is about the wisdom in taking care of yourself. I found this article on Pocket. If you haven’t explored Pocket yet, check it out here.
Here’s a quick run-down of the article for those of you who do not have the time to read it. There are 10 things you can do to take care of yourself. Here they are:
You’ll have to read the article to get the details, but I promise, the article is a short, quick read and some of this lady’s suggestions are awesome! We all need to take better care of ourselves, so eat great food, watch movies, explore, relax and most importantly–Dork out!
I hope each of you has a terrific Wednesday.
Until next time..
Dave
Reference
Campbell, S. (2017). 10 simple ways to take care of yourself. Retrieved from https://www.entrepreneur.com/article/294760
19 Friday Jul 2019
Posted in Funny Friday
05 Friday Jul 2019
Posted in Funny Friday
12 Sunday May 2019
Posted in Mother's Day
Tags
Celebrate, Cherish, Chill out, Love, Mom, Mother, Mother's Day, Relax, Take a Break
“All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.” – Abraham Lincoln
Read more at: Brainy Quote
To all the Mothers in my audience—Happy Mother’s Day. You kissed our boo-boos; you cheered us on; you taught us how to be good men and women, and you gave us undying love. You worried about us on our first day of school and you continue to worry about us while we’re gone or living elsewhere.
I hope each of you has a terrific day, filled with love, your family doing the cooking or taking you out for a meal, and NO CHORES!! Take the day and have some tea, stay in your pajamas, and RELAX! Today is about you.
Moms, we love you.
Until next time…
Dave
20 Saturday Apr 2019
Posted in Workout Routine
