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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Old Man on the Highway

19 Friday Jun 2020

Posted by Dave Gardner in Funny Friday

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Chuckle, Friday, FriYAY, Funny, Giggle, Laugh, Party, Relax, Snicker, Weekend

There is a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ”Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there is a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!” Herman says, ”I know, but there isn’t just one, there are hundreds!”

The Laugh Factory

Have a great Friday, folks!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – A 7-year-old and a 4-year-old…

20 Friday Mar 2020

Posted by Dave Gardner in Funny Friday

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Chuckle, Friday, Funny Friday, Giggle, Happy, Laugh, Party, Smile, Weekend

A 7-year-old and a 4-year-old are in their bedroom. “You know what?” says the 7-year-old, “I think it’s time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’ll swear first, then you.” “Okay,” replies the 4-year-old. In the kitchen, when the mother asks the 7-year-old what he wants for breakfast, he answers, “I’ll have Coco Pops, bitch.” *WHACK* He goes flying out of his chair, crying his eyes out. The mother looks at the 4-year-old & sternly asks, “And what do you want?” “Dunno,” he replies, “But it won’t be fucking Coco Pops.” – Courtesy the laugh factory.

This one cracked me up. I hope you enjoyed it too. Have a great Friday!

Until next time…

Dave

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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday -The Perfect Son

31 Friday Jan 2020

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It’s Friday folks! Time for a joke for my Funny Friday posting.

I hope all of you have a great Friday and a fun and relaxing weekend. Here’s your weekly funny!

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Courtesy: The Laugh Factory

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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

12 Friday Jul 2019

Posted by Dave Gardner in Funny Friday

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Chuckle, Friday, Funny, Giggle, Joke, Laughter, Party, pun.me

“Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.” – Unknown

Quote Credit: pun.me

Have a great Friday!

Until next time…

Dave

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Daily Ramblings – Bonus Content – Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

17 Sunday Mar 2019

Posted by Dave Gardner in St. Patrick's Day

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Beer, Celebration, Clover, Drinking, Ireland, Irish, Laughter, Party, Tradition

“May your troubles be less. And your blessings be more. And nothing but happiness come through your door.” – Irish Blessing
I hope all of you enjoy St. Patty’s Day today. This is a big holiday in the United States. Chicago dyes rivers green for the celebration. In my hometown of Port Huron, Michigan, there is an event called the “Pub Crawl”. The city provides transportation to participants who visit select bars and pubs throughout the day. Some pubs will have games to play while others will have live music. There will be lots of corn beef and cabbage, Shepard’s pie, and green-colored beer and mixed drinks to enjoy.
I’m looking forward to the NCAA championship between the University of Michigan and Michigan State today. It should be a great game.
That’s it for today, folks. Have a great St. Patrick’s Day!
Until next time…
Dave
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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

24 Friday Aug 2018

Posted by Dave Gardner in Funny Friday

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“When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.” – Anonymous

Found at http://pun.me/pages/funny-sayings.php

I enjoy these little gems. They are everywhere. I hope each of you had a great week and have something fun planned for the weekend.

Until next time…

Dave

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Daily Ramblings – The Weekend!!

05 Friday May 2017

Posted by Dave Gardner in Happiness

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Endorphins, Energy Boost, Enjoyment, Free time, Fun, Games, Party, Weekends

It’s Friday and the weekend is ahead. Even though I am recently retired, I still have great feelings on Friday, thinking about all of the things I will do this weekend for fun. My weekends are normally comprised of some reading, watching a show, playing a few games online, doing my laundry, organizing my room, and preparing for the upcoming week, not necessarily in that order. The biggest thing for me is the lack of structure during the weekend. It balances out my strict schedule during the week.

As I write this posting it is still raining outside. In Michigan, like most of the Midwest, we are getting rained on daily, with more coming tomorrow and tomorrow night. It is really a huge change of pace compared to my living in Arizona, where rain is sparse, but high temperatures are frequent (my brother said they hit 100 this last week). That is one thing I will not miss about AZ—the high temperatures of summer.

Anyways, as I stare out the window and notice the squirrels dancing about in the trees in our front yard, I enjoy the release of the weekend and the sudden boost of energy we feel when we know we are going to have fun. Isn’t that the weirdest thing? When we’re at work, we tend to feel tired and lethargic toward the end of a long week. As soon as we exit the workplace, get in our car, and pull out of the parking garage, we get hit with a huge amount of energy. Where does this come from?

Some of it I think is just the mental dump that occurs when we realize we don’t have to think about work until Monday. Some of it may even be a little bit of a psychological boost from endorphins from the expectation of our upcoming free time. Whatever it is, Friday afternoons are still great, even as a retired guy.

I hope each of my readers has a terrific weekend! I’ll continue to post my quotes and any workouts I get in over the weekend, but hope all of you have a terrific time with your loved ones, significant others, and friends and have a great adventure this weekend. I plan on hitting one of my favorite coffee joints for a nice cup and hitting the library for a few hours. I may go to the gym if I feel like it, but Saturday and Sunday are off days on my current workout routine. Who knows? That’s the beauty of the weekend.

Until next time…

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