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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Another Little Johnny Joke

06 Friday Mar 2020

Posted by Dave Gardner in Funny Friday, Uncategorized

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Chuckle, Funny Friday, Giggle, Joke, Laugh, Little Johnny, Party time, Relax, Weekend

Little Johnny likes to gamble. One day, his dad gets a new job, so his family has to move to a new city. Johnny’s dad thinks, “I’ll get a head start on Johnny’s gambling.” He calls the teacher and says, “My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow, but he likes to gamble, so you’ll have to keep an eye on him.” The teacher says, “Okay,” because she can handle it. The next day, Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, “Hi, my name is Johnny.” She says, “Yes, I know who you are.” Johnny smiles and says, “I bet you $10 you’ve got a mole on your butt.” The teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem, so she takes him up on the bet. She pulls her pants down, shows him her butt, and there is no mole. That afternoon, Johnny goes home and tells his dad that he lost $10 to the teacher and explains why. His dad calls the teacher and says, “Johnny said that he bet you that you had a mole on your butt and he lost.” The teacher says, “Yeah, and I think I broke his gambling problem.” Johnny’s dad laughs and says, “No you didn’t, he bet me $100 this morning that he’d see your ass before the day was over.”

The joke was provided by the Laugh Factory

I know this is a long one, but it’s terrific. Have a great Friday, folks!

Until next time…

Dave

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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Four Men in a Hospital

21 Friday Feb 2020

Posted by Dave Gardner in Funny Friday

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Chuckle, Friday, Funny, Giggle, Joke, Laughter, Party time, Weekend

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.” “That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse then yells the second man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!” “That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!” A nurse goes up to the third man saying, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets.” “That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!” The last man begins groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask. “I work for 7 Up!”

Courtesy: Laughfactory.com

Happy Friday, folks!

Until next time…

Dave

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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – There are Five Cows on a Farm…

07 Friday Feb 2020

Posted by Dave Gardner in Funny Friday

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There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma cow again replied” Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head.” The final baby walks over and says, “Duh huh guh nuh!” The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock.”

Joke provided by Laugh Factory

Have a great Friday, folks!

Until next time…

Dave

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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – The Monkey has Grown Hair

24 Friday Jan 2020

Posted by Dave Gardner in Funny Friday

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Friday, Funny, Giggle, Happy, Joke, Laugh, Party time, roar, Smile

**Warning** Before you read on, this is a little risque. **Warning**

Here we go!

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, “My monkey has grown hair.” Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing; mine is already eating bananas.”

Courtesy: The Laugh Factory

I hope this made you laugh like I did. Have a great Friday night, folks. You deserve it.

Until next time…

Dave

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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Funny Riddle

25 Friday Oct 2019

Posted by Dave Gardner in Funny Friday

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Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it.

Courtesy Pun.me

Have a great Friday everyone!

Until next time…

Dave

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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – A Joke Just for You!

04 Friday Oct 2019

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Q: What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

A: I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.

Courtesy: https://short-funny.com/hilarious-jokes.php

I hope you enjoyed this. I did. Have a great weekend everybody!

Until next time…

Dave

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Daily Ramblings – Phoenix Day 3 – Wedding Day!!

01 Saturday Dec 2018

Posted by Dave Gardner in Travel

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happy couple, matrimony, Party time, wedding day

Well, it’s the big day! This is short because I’m posting with my mobile phone. The wedding ceremony went off without a hitch the weather is great and we are doing the pictures and such.

Until next time…

Dave

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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

08 Friday Jun 2018

Posted by Dave Gardner in Funny Friday

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Friday Night, Party time, Relaxation, Sleeping in, Weekends

My goal this weekend is to move… just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.-http://coolfunnyquotes.com 

Some of you in my reading audience can probably associate with this quote. I hope all of you have a great weekend after a long week of work.

Until next time…

Dave

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