24 Friday Apr 2020
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06 Friday Mar 2020
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Chuckle, Funny Friday, Giggle, Joke, Laugh, Little Johnny, Party time, Relax, Weekend
Little Johnny likes to gamble. One day, his dad gets a new job, so his family has to move to a new city. Johnny’s dad thinks, “I’ll get a head start on Johnny’s gambling.” He calls the teacher and says, “My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow, but he likes to gamble, so you’ll have to keep an eye on him.” The teacher says, “Okay,” because she can handle it. The next day, Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, “Hi, my name is Johnny.” She says, “Yes, I know who you are.” Johnny smiles and says, “I bet you $10 you’ve got a mole on your butt.” The teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem, so she takes him up on the bet. She pulls her pants down, shows him her butt, and there is no mole. That afternoon, Johnny goes home and tells his dad that he lost $10 to the teacher and explains why. His dad calls the teacher and says, “Johnny said that he bet you that you had a mole on your butt and he lost.” The teacher says, “Yeah, and I think I broke his gambling problem.” Johnny’s dad laughs and says, “No you didn’t, he bet me $100 this morning that he’d see your ass before the day was over.”
The joke was provided by the Laugh Factory
I know this is a long one, but it’s terrific. Have a great Friday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
28 Friday Feb 2020
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Funny, Giggle, Happy, Joke, Laugh, Laugh Factory, Man-eating Chicken
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A little girl and her older brother were visiting their grandfather’s farm. The older brother decided to play a trick on his younger sister. He told her that he discovered a man-eating chicken. The girl was frightened, and ran inside in fear. Then the older brother heard his little sister scream. He ran inside immediately. She was screaming at their grandfather, who was chowing down on a plate of fried chicken. “What is it?” he asked. The sister turned to him in fear and said,” It- it’s- IT’S A MAN EATING CHICKEN!!!”
Joke (Courtesy Laugh Factory)
Have a great Friday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
21 Friday Feb 2020
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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.” “That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse then yells the second man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!” “That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!” A nurse goes up to the third man saying, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets.” “That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!” The last man begins groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask. “I work for 7 Up!”
Courtesy: Laughfactory.com
Happy Friday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
24 Friday Jan 2020
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**Warning** Before you read on, this is a little risque. **Warning**
Here we go!
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, “My monkey has grown hair.” Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing; mine is already eating bananas.”
Courtesy: The Laugh Factory
I hope this made you laugh like I did. Have a great Friday night, folks. You deserve it.
Until next time…
Dave
17 Friday Jan 2020
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Picture above: My Dad and I. We were at his Physical Therapy appointment yesterday. I figured everyone would want to see the “beard”.
An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, “I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?” The husband replies, “First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!”
Courtesy: www.laughfactory.com
This one got me giggling. I hope you enjoy it too! Have a great Friday, everybody!
Until next time…
Dave
03 Friday Jan 2020
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A 3-year-old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Courtesy: Laughfactory.com
I hope all of you had a great week! One more day and it’s the first weekend of the year! What are you plans? Anything fun? I hope so. The weekends are when I get out to a cozy coffee shop or restaurant and just chill out. I also enjoy the library on Friday for a change of pace. I hope you’ve got some great adventures planned!
Have a great Friday folks!
Until next time…
Dave
06 Friday Dec 2019
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!” The man says, “You go right up there and tell him off—go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
Courtesy – Laughfactory.com
Until next time…
Dave
29 Friday Nov 2019
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Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a policeman approached him and asked, “What are you doing?” “Playing a game,” the boy replied. “What is your name?” the officer questioned. “Mind Your Own Business.” Furious the policeman inquired, “Are you looking for trouble?!” The boy replied, “Why, yes.” – Courtesy – Laughfactory.com
04 Friday Oct 2019
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Q: What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?
A: I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.
Courtesy: https://short-funny.com/hilarious-jokes.php
I hope you enjoyed this. I did. Have a great weekend everybody!
Until next time…
Dave
