Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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“I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.” – Unknown

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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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Chuckle, Friday, FriYAY, Funny, Giggle, Joke, Laugh, Pun, Quip

My boss told me to have a good day.. so I went home.

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My brother went home and my Mother’s cataract surgery went off without a hitch. It was great having my brother at home for a week. He headed back to Phoenix and will be heading out this weekend to San Diego for a Cisco conference. Now it’s time to get back on track with my rituals and writing.

I hope all of you had a great week. Enjoy the little joke I posted. I know, they’re corny, but they always give me a little boost when I find them and share them here.

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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“My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.”

My brother is in town this week and it’s an absolute blast he’s here. We went to dinner yesterday and watched a series on HBO Now called Chernobyl. If you haven’t seen this one yet, it’s worth the watch.

I hope all of you are having a great Friday and look forward to the weekend! I’ll be busy talking, watching some shows, and getting caught up with my brother.

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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Why do blind people hate skydiving? It scares the hell out of their dogs.

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Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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“A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.” 

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Have a great Friday, folks!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.

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I hope all of you have a great Friday and weekend! This Sunday is Mother’s Day. I hope you are all doing something nice for your Mom. We’ll be going somewhere to eat and enjoying a relaxing day.

 

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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“How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.”

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Have a great Friday! It’s my sister’s birthday today! She’s coming down tomorrow to hang out with us. It’ll be a good time.

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”–Dave Barry

I hope you have a terrific weekend!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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“I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.” – Anonymous

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Have a great Friday folks!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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Funny Friday, Giggle, Humor, Joke, Laughter, Rodney Dangerfield, Weekend

“Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy’s pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.” ― Rodney Dangerfield

I hope you enjoyed this little joke. Have a great weekend folks!

Until next time…

Dave