26 Friday Feb 2021
Posted in Funny Friday
A new patient settles comfortably onto the couch, and the psychiatrist begins his therapy session.
“I’m not aware of your exact problem,” the doctor says, “so perhaps you should start from the very beginning.”
“Of course,” replies the patient. “In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth…”
Joke Courtesy: The Best Joke Book (Period).
Have a great weekend, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
09 Sunday Aug 2020
Posted in Spread Your Wings, Uncategorized
Weekly challenge: This week, the challenge is to laugh. Here are a few sources that will help you out:
The Onion – https://www.theonion.com/
The Laughfactory – http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/family-jokes
Cracked – https://www.cracked.com/
These three will get you started. Need more? There’s always a good comedy show on Netflix and Amazon.
Until next time…
Dave
06 Thursday Aug 2020
Posted in Thankful Thursdays
Tags
Funny Memes, Funny Movies, Funny Stories, Happy, Joke, Laughter, Thankful, Thursday
(The picture above is me laughing with my sister’s dog, who passed last year. He was a crack up.)
Humor has always carried me through whatever challenge I was going through. Be it divorce, death in the family, the loss of a pet, or even a temporary failure. Laughing at a comedian, stupid movie, or a well-done meme are terrific remedies to bad moods, feeling sorry for myself, or getting my mind off of a family tragedy.
I’ve been lucky in that way. When some folks would be devastated by this or that in their lives, I’ve always been able to bounce back. Some would say my sense of humor is a little on the “sick” side, but I believe you find whatever you can to make you laugh and go with it. Laughter is the best, particularly those laughs that are so hard, they are silent. I love laughing.
A few weeks ago, my sister came to visit, and we were looking at the Demotivators.com website. If you’ve never been there before, take a few moments to check it out. These posters are hilarious. Anyway, my sister and I came across one poster on the site and just had a gut-busting laugh. It was terrific!
I hope all of you have laughter in your lives. It’s terrific. Have a great Thursday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
10 Friday Jul 2020
Posted in Funny Friday
A teacher is teaching a class, and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?”
Johnny says, “None.”
The teacher asks, “Why?”
Johnny says, “Because the shot scared them all off.”
The teacher says, “No, two, but I like how you’re thinking.”
Johnny asks the teacher, “If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?”
The teacher says, “The one sucking her ice cream.”
Johnny says, “No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you’re thinking!”
Have a great Friday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
24 Friday Apr 2020
Posted in Funny Friday
06 Friday Mar 2020
Posted in Funny Friday, Uncategorized
Tags
Chuckle, Funny Friday, Giggle, Joke, Laugh, Little Johnny, Party time, Relax, Weekend
Little Johnny likes to gamble. One day, his dad gets a new job, so his family has to move to a new city. Johnny’s dad thinks, “I’ll get a head start on Johnny’s gambling.” He calls the teacher and says, “My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow, but he likes to gamble, so you’ll have to keep an eye on him.” The teacher says, “Okay,” because she can handle it. The next day, Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, “Hi, my name is Johnny.” She says, “Yes, I know who you are.” Johnny smiles and says, “I bet you $10 you’ve got a mole on your butt.” The teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem, so she takes him up on the bet. She pulls her pants down, shows him her butt, and there is no mole. That afternoon, Johnny goes home and tells his dad that he lost $10 to the teacher and explains why. His dad calls the teacher and says, “Johnny said that he bet you that you had a mole on your butt and he lost.” The teacher says, “Yeah, and I think I broke his gambling problem.” Johnny’s dad laughs and says, “No you didn’t, he bet me $100 this morning that he’d see your ass before the day was over.”
The joke was provided by the Laugh Factory
I know this is a long one, but it’s terrific. Have a great Friday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
28 Friday Feb 2020
Posted in Funny Friday
Tags
Funny, Giggle, Happy, Joke, Laugh, Laugh Factory, Man-eating Chicken
Photo by Pixabay on Pexels.com
A little girl and her older brother were visiting their grandfather’s farm. The older brother decided to play a trick on his younger sister. He told her that he discovered a man-eating chicken. The girl was frightened, and ran inside in fear. Then the older brother heard his little sister scream. He ran inside immediately. She was screaming at their grandfather, who was chowing down on a plate of fried chicken. “What is it?” he asked. The sister turned to him in fear and said,” It- it’s- IT’S A MAN EATING CHICKEN!!!”
Joke (Courtesy Laugh Factory)
Have a great Friday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
21 Friday Feb 2020
Posted in Funny Friday
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.” “That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse then yells the second man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!” “That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!” A nurse goes up to the third man saying, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets.” “That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!” The last man begins groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask. “I work for 7 Up!”
Courtesy: Laughfactory.com
Happy Friday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
24 Friday Jan 2020
Posted in Funny Friday
**Warning** Before you read on, this is a little risque. **Warning**
Here we go!
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, “My monkey has grown hair.” Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing; mine is already eating bananas.”
Courtesy: The Laugh Factory
I hope this made you laugh like I did. Have a great Friday night, folks. You deserve it.
Until next time…
Dave
17 Friday Jan 2020
Posted in Funny Friday
Picture above: My Dad and I. We were at his Physical Therapy appointment yesterday. I figured everyone would want to see the “beard”.
An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, “I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?” The husband replies, “First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!”
Courtesy: www.laughfactory.com
This one got me giggling. I hope you enjoy it too! Have a great Friday, everybody!
Until next time…
Dave
