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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Hearing Things

19 Friday Feb 2021

Posted by Dave Gardner in Funny Friday

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Chuckle, Friday, FriYAY, Funny, Giggle, Hilarious, Laugh, Smile, Snicker

A patient in a mental hospital would spend his entire day with his ear pressed up against the wall. The doctor would watch this man, day after day, sit against the wall. The doctor finally decides to see what the patient is always listening to, so he puts his ear up to the wall and listens alongside the man. He hears nothing.

He turns to the mental patient and says, “I don’t hear anything coming from the wall.”

The mental patient replies, “Yeah, I know, and it’s been like that for months!”

Joke credit: The Best Joke Book (Period).

Have a great weekend, folks!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – A Corny One

12 Friday Feb 2021

Posted by Dave Gardner in Funny Friday

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Chuckle, Corny, Friday, FriYAY, Funny, Giggle, Hilarious, Laugh, Relaxation, Smile, Snicker, Weekend

A patient and psychologist were meeting for the first time.

“I think I’m a goat,” the patient tells the new doctor.

“All right,” the doctor says as he jots notes down. “And how long have you had this feeling?”

The man told him, “Ever since I was a kid.” (Get it?)

Have a great weekend, folks!

Joke Credit: The Best Joke Book (Period).

Until next time….

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Spread Your Wings Sunday – Week of August 9, 2020.

09 Sunday Aug 2020

Posted by Dave Gardner in Spread Your Wings, Uncategorized

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Comedy, Funny, Giggle, Hilarious, Joke, Joy, Laugh, Laughter

Weekly challenge: This week, the challenge is to laugh. Here are a few sources that will help you out:

The Onion – https://www.theonion.com/

The Laughfactory – http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/family-jokes

Cracked – https://www.cracked.com/

These three will get you started. Need more? There’s always a good comedy show on Netflix and Amazon.

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Jimmy and Grandma

10 Friday Apr 2020

Posted by Dave Gardner in Funny Friday

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Chuckle, Friday, FriYAY, Funny, Giggle, Hilarious, Laugh, Relax, Snicker, Weekend

A boy was going through his grandmother’s wallet one night and found her ID card. “Grandma?” he asked, “How much do you weigh?” His grandmother replied, “That’s not an appropriate question, Jimmy” He then asked, “How old are you?” She again replied, “That’s not appropriate, Jimmy.” Finally he asked, “Grandma, why did grandpa leave you?” Before she had time to answer, Jimmy looked at the card and said, “Oh I see, it’s because you got an ‘F’ in sex.”

Courtesy: The Laugh Factory

I hope you enjoy these like I do. I read quite a few and pick the one that makes me laugh the most. Have a great Friday!

Until next time…

Dave

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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – The Couple in Church

17 Friday Jan 2020

Posted by Dave Gardner in Funny Friday

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Chuckle, Friday, FriYAY, Funny, Giggle, Hilarious, Joke, Laughter

Picture above: My Dad and I. We were at his Physical Therapy appointment yesterday. I figured everyone would want to see the “beard”.

An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, “I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?” The husband replies, “First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!”

Courtesy: www.laughfactory.com

This one got me giggling. I hope you enjoy it too! Have a great Friday, everybody!

Until next time…

Dave

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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Jimmy Got Home Early…

10 Friday Jan 2020

Posted by Dave Gardner in Funny Friday

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Chuckle, Friday, Funny, Giggle, Hilarious, Jokes, Laughter, Smile

One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, “Why are you home so early?” He answered, “Because I was the only one that answered a question in my class.” She said, “Wow, my son is a genius. What was the question?” Jimmy replied, “The question was ‘Who threw the trash can at the principal’s head?'”

Courtesy: Laughfactory.com

I hope you have been having a great January. I also hope you enjoy these jokes. I think the Laughtfactory.com will be my go to for Funny Fridays for some time to come. These are terrific. Have a great Friday friends.

Until next time…

Dave

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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

06 Friday Dec 2019

Posted by Dave Gardner in Funny Friday

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Chuckle, Friday, Funny, Giggle, Hilarious, Joke, Laughter, Weekend

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!” The man says, “You go right up there and tell him off—go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

Courtesy – Laughfactory.com

Until next time…

Dave

 

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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

26 Friday Jul 2019

Posted by Dave Gardner in Workout Routine

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Chuckle, Funny, Funny Friday, Giggle, Hilarious, Laugh, Laughter

An elderly man called Keith.
Mislaid his set of false teeth.
They’d been laid on a chair.
He’d forgot they were there.
Sat down, and was bitten beneath.

Credit Pun.me

Have a great Friday, folks! Today, I’m helping my wife with a teach test she has to take, going to get some yard work done (trim our hedges), and then get the rest of my stuff done.

Until next time…

Dave

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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

28 Friday Jun 2019

Posted by Dave Gardner in Funny Friday

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Friday, Funny, Hilarious, Joke, Laughter, Pun, Quip

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do *not* read it!

Courtesy: Pun.me

I hope all of you have a great Friday and have some great things planned for the weekend! Happy Fri-YAY!!

Until next time…

Dave

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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

14 Friday Jun 2019

Posted by Dave Gardner in Funny Friday

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Chuckle, Funny, Giggle, Happy, Hilarious, Joke, Laugh, Pun

“I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.” – Unknown

Provided by: Pun.me

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