Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Hot Chocolate and Viagra

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A man goes to the nursing home to visit his eighty-four-year-old father. While there he notices the nurse hand his father a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra pill.

The man asks the nurse, “Why are you doing that? At his age, what will either do for him?”

“The hot chocolate,” the nurse explains, “will help him fall asleep faster.”

“All right,” the man replies, “and what about the Viagra?”

“That keeps him from rolling out of bed.”

Joke credit: The best Joke Book (Period).

I hope all of you have a great weekend!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Grandfather and Granddaughter

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A grandfather is walking home with his granddaughter after church. “Did God make you, PopPop?” the girls asks.

“Yep! He certainly did,” the old man answers again.

“And did he make me too?” she asks next.

“Of course he did,” the old man answers again.

“Well,” she replies, “he’s certainly getting better at it.”

Joke, courtesy: The Best Joke Book (Period)

Have a great weekend, everyone!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Nail Biting

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“Two old women are discussing habits of their husbands. “Even after all these years, my husband will not stop biting his nails,” the first woman explains.

“My husband had the same habit,” the second woman explained, “but I fixed that. I just hid his teeth.”

Joke: Courtesy: The Best Joke Book (Period)

Have a great Friday!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Hearing Things

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A patient in a mental hospital would spend his entire day with his ear pressed up against the wall. The doctor would watch this man, day after day, sit against the wall. The doctor finally decides to see what the patient is always listening to, so he puts his ear up to the wall and listens alongside the man. He hears nothing.

He turns to the mental patient and says, “I don’t hear anything coming from the wall.”

The mental patient replies, “Yeah, I know, and it’s been like that for months!”

Joke credit: The Best Joke Book (Period).

Have a great weekend, folks!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – A Corny One

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A patient and psychologist were meeting for the first time.

“I think I’m a goat,” the patient tells the new doctor.

“All right,” the doctor says as he jots notes down. “And how long have you had this feeling?”

The man told him, “Ever since I was a kid.” (Get it?)

Have a great weekend, folks!

Joke Credit: The Best Joke Book (Period).

Until next time….

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Spread Your Wings Sunday – Week of August 9, 2020.

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Weekly challenge: This week, the challenge is to laugh. Here are a few sources that will help you out:

The Onion – https://www.theonion.com/

The Laughfactory – http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/family-jokes

Cracked – https://www.cracked.com/

These three will get you started. Need more? There’s always a good comedy show on Netflix and Amazon.

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Jimmy and Grandma

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A boy was going through his grandmother’s wallet one night and found her ID card. “Grandma?” he asked, “How much do you weigh?” His grandmother replied, “That’s not an appropriate question, Jimmy” He then asked, “How old are you?” She again replied, “That’s not appropriate, Jimmy.” Finally he asked, “Grandma, why did grandpa leave you?” Before she had time to answer, Jimmy looked at the card and said, “Oh I see, it’s because you got an ‘F’ in sex.”

Courtesy: The Laugh Factory

I hope you enjoy these like I do. I read quite a few and pick the one that makes me laugh the most. Have a great Friday!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – The Couple in Church

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Picture above: My Dad and I. We were at his Physical Therapy appointment yesterday. I figured everyone would want to see the “beard”.

An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, “I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?” The husband replies, “First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!”

Courtesy: www.laughfactory.com

This one got me giggling. I hope you enjoy it too! Have a great Friday, everybody!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Jimmy Got Home Early…

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One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, “Why are you home so early?” He answered, “Because I was the only one that answered a question in my class.” She said, “Wow, my son is a genius. What was the question?” Jimmy replied, “The question was ‘Who threw the trash can at the principal’s head?'”

Courtesy: Laughfactory.com

I hope you have been having a great January. I also hope you enjoy these jokes. I think the Laughtfactory.com will be my go to for Funny Fridays for some time to come. These are terrific. Have a great Friday friends.

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!” The man says, “You go right up there and tell him off—go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

Courtesy – Laughfactory.com

Until next time…

Dave