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Daily Ramblings – Wisdom Wednesday – Joan Rivers

03 Wednesday Aug 2022

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I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are.

Joan Rivers

I don’t excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

Joan Rivers

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don’t care if it’s good things or bad things. That means you’re alive.

Joan Rivers

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

Joan Rivers

Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I’m being funny, but I’m reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we’re going down the tube.

Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers was a comedian when I was growing up and quite popular. She used to appear quite a bit on Johnny Carson, a staple in my home. The folks loved Johnny. Anyway, for those of you who are not familiar with her, here’s a Wikipedia link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_Rivers

Have a great day, folks.

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Female Comedians

04 Friday Mar 2022

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In my continuing tribute to women during Women’s History Month, here’s a collection of female standup comedians. I think you’ll find all of them really funny!

I hope you enjoy these, as much as I did. I love talented comedians.

Have a great Friday folks, and enjoy the upcoming weekend!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Hot Chocolate and Viagra

07 Friday May 2021

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A man goes to the nursing home to visit his eighty-four-year-old father. While there he notices the nurse hand his father a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra pill.

The man asks the nurse, “Why are you doing that? At his age, what will either do for him?”

“The hot chocolate,” the nurse explains, “will help him fall asleep faster.”

“All right,” the man replies, “and what about the Viagra?”

“That keeps him from rolling out of bed.”

Joke credit: The best Joke Book (Period).

I hope all of you have a great weekend!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Grandfather and Granddaughter

19 Friday Mar 2021

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A grandfather is walking home with his granddaughter after church. “Did God make you, PopPop?” the girls asks.

“Yep! He certainly did,” the old man answers again.

“And did he make me too?” she asks next.

“Of course he did,” the old man answers again.

“Well,” she replies, “he’s certainly getting better at it.”

Joke, courtesy: The Best Joke Book (Period)

Have a great weekend, everyone!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Nail Biting

12 Friday Mar 2021

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“Two old women are discussing habits of their husbands. “Even after all these years, my husband will not stop biting his nails,” the first woman explains.

“My husband had the same habit,” the second woman explained, “but I fixed that. I just hid his teeth.”

Joke: Courtesy: The Best Joke Book (Period)

Have a great Friday!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Hearing Things

19 Friday Feb 2021

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A patient in a mental hospital would spend his entire day with his ear pressed up against the wall. The doctor would watch this man, day after day, sit against the wall. The doctor finally decides to see what the patient is always listening to, so he puts his ear up to the wall and listens alongside the man. He hears nothing.

He turns to the mental patient and says, “I don’t hear anything coming from the wall.”

The mental patient replies, “Yeah, I know, and it’s been like that for months!”

Joke credit: The Best Joke Book (Period).

Have a great weekend, folks!

Until next time…

Dave