06 Friday Dec 2019
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!” The man says, “You go right up there and tell him off—go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
Courtesy – Laughfactory.com
Until next time…
Dave
29 Friday Nov 2019
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Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a policeman approached him and asked, “What are you doing?” “Playing a game,” the boy replied. “What is your name?” the officer questioned. “Mind Your Own Business.” Furious the policeman inquired, “Are you looking for trouble?!” The boy replied, “Why, yes.” – Courtesy – Laughfactory.com
22 Friday Nov 2019
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15 Friday Nov 2019
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08 Friday Nov 2019
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Comedians – Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle, Whitney Cummings
Funny Cartoons – Looney Toons, The Simpsons, South Park
Funny Acts – Three Stooges, Laurel and Hardy, Martin and Lewis, Abbott and Costello
Funny Movies – Anything Jim Carrey, Black Sheep, Tommy Boy
There are lots of other funny things I enjoy, but this list should suffice for those of you who are seeking a quick hit. All the comedians are on Netflix or Amazon, you can find the cartoons on TV, and YouTube has videos of the funny acts available. Speaking of YouTube, the Fail Army and any funny animal videos are hilarious.
If you’re bummed out, stressed out, or sad, hit any of these up. They are all hilarious.
I hope each of you has a great weekend!
Until next time…
Dave
07 Thursday Nov 2019
Posted in Thankful Thursdays
“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” – Charlie Chaplin
I don’t know about you, but I love to laugh. I enjoy finding the funny things that occur every day. I also like reading the comics in the paper, finding funny memes, and even catching a comedy show on Netflix or Amazon from time-to-time. It’s a great feeling to laugh so hard you can’t breathe. I don’t reach this level every day, but I do try.
I’m truly thankful for comedy, funny jokes, puns, funny memes, comedy shows, and even the funny animals or fail videos on YouTube. It’s a great thing to laugh. It just feels terrific.
If you’re down in the dumps, stressed out, or in some mental turmoil, take a few minutes to watch your favorite cartoon, read a comic strip, watch a comedy on Netflix or your favorite sitcom. Get those giggles going and you’ll feel a tremendous lift in your mood, even if it is only for a short time.
Bill Burr and Joe Rogan are my go-tos on Netflix. Looney Tunes are my favorite cartoons (I grew up with them). Funny movies? Dumb & Dumber, Caddyshack, and Liar, Liar, to name a few. Comics? I love The Oatmeal. He is a genius. For political satire, there’s The Onion. There are so many funny things on the Internet it would be impossible to list them all here.
Starting today, laugh, giggle, chuckle. Keep an eye out for funny things. Seek them out. Make a habit of laughing. It is a great thing to laugh. I never feel bad when I’m laughing. I hope you strive for the laugh today. It will do wonders for you.
Have a great Thursday, folks.
Until next time…
Dave
01 Friday Nov 2019
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Chuckle, Funny, Funny Friday, Giggle, Laugh, Smile, Teddy Roosevelt, Weekend
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.
I always enjoy this one! I hope each of you, who celebrated Halloween yesterday, had a great time. We enjoyed all the Trick or Treaters who came to our door for their goodies. Have a great Friday. Smile, you made
Until next time…
Dave
25 Friday Oct 2019
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18 Friday Oct 2019
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Abbott & Costello, Chuckle, Comedy Routine, Funny Friday, Giggle, Laughter, Smile, Who's On First
This dates me a little. This is one of the most memorable acts Abbott & Costello performed during their career together. I hope this tickles you like it does me every time I watch this.
Have a great Friday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
11 Friday Oct 2019
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“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”—Albert Einstein
Provided by: https://www.keepinspiring.me/funny-quotes/
I hope you enjoyed this one. Happy Friday! You made it!
Until next time…
Dave
