You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
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Enjoy your Friday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Skydiving
24 Friday Jul 2020
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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Two Men Hiking
17 Friday Jul 2020
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Two men are hiking through the woods when one of them cries out, “Snake! Run!” His companion laughs at him. “Oh, relax. It’s only a baby,” he says. “Don’t you hear the rattle?” — Steve Smith
Can you hear the drum and symbols in the background? (HA!)
Have a great Friday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – The Praying Lion
03 Friday Jul 2020
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Two guys are walking through a game park and they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, “Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord.” He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion. As he comes closer to the lion, he hears the lion saying a prayer: “Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive.”
Until next time…
Dave
Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Five Cows
26 Friday Jun 2020
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There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma cow again replied, ” Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head.” The final baby walks over and says, “Duh huh guh nuh!” The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock.”
Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Old Man on the Highway
19 Friday Jun 2020
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There is a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ”Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there is a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!” Herman says, ”I know, but there isn’t just one, there are hundreds!”
Have a great Friday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – A Bug in the Soup!
12 Friday Jun 2020
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A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?”
“That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies.
After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”
“Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
Courtesy: The Laugh Factory
Have a great weekend, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Adam and Eve
05 Friday Jun 2020
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A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question, and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”
Courtesy: The Laugh Factory
Laughter is a wonderful thing. Take some time on Friday to laugh. To really chuckle about something. Watch a funny movie, read the comics, or check out your favorite comic on Netflix. I hope you have a terrific Friday and a great weekend!
Until next time…
Dave
Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – The Old Man and his Wife.
01 Friday May 2020
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An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While the man is with the doctor, the doctor asks him, “So how has life been treating you?” The old man replies, “The Lord’s been good to me. Every night when I go to the bathroom, he turns the light on and when I’m finished, he turns the light off.” While the old woman is with the doctor, the doctor told her what her husband said. She replied, “Damn it! The old fart’s been pissing in the icebox again!”
Courtesy the Laugh Factory
Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Jimmy and Grandma
10 Friday Apr 2020
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A boy was going through his grandmother’s wallet one night and found her ID card. “Grandma?” he asked, “How much do you weigh?” His grandmother replied, “That’s not an appropriate question, Jimmy” He then asked, “How old are you?” She again replied, “That’s not appropriate, Jimmy.” Finally he asked, “Grandma, why did grandpa leave you?” Before she had time to answer, Jimmy looked at the card and said, “Oh I see, it’s because you got an ‘F’ in sex.”
Courtesy: The Laugh Factory
I hope you enjoy these like I do. I read quite a few and pick the one that makes me laugh the most. Have a great Friday!
Until next time…
Dave
Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – A Kid Asks His Dad…
03 Friday Apr 2020
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A kid asks his dad, “What’s a man?” The dad says, “A man is someone who is responsible and cares for their family.” The kid says, “I hope one day I can be a man just like mom!”
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Thanks to all the Moms out there. You gals rock!
Until next time…
Dave
