Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Adam and Eve

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A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question, and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”

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Laughter is a wonderful thing. Take some time on Friday to laugh. To really chuckle about something. Watch a funny movie, read the comics, or check out your favorite comic on Netflix. I hope you have a terrific Friday and a great weekend!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – The Old Man and his Wife.

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An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While the man is with the doctor, the doctor asks him, “So how has life been treating you?” The old man replies, “The Lord’s been good to me. Every night when I go to the bathroom, he turns the light on and when I’m finished, he turns the light off.” While the old woman is with the doctor, the doctor told her what her husband said. She replied, “Damn it! The old fart’s been pissing in the icebox again!”

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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Jimmy and Grandma

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A boy was going through his grandmother’s wallet one night and found her ID card. “Grandma?” he asked, “How much do you weigh?” His grandmother replied, “That’s not an appropriate question, Jimmy” He then asked, “How old are you?” She again replied, “That’s not appropriate, Jimmy.” Finally he asked, “Grandma, why did grandpa leave you?” Before she had time to answer, Jimmy looked at the card and said, “Oh I see, it’s because you got an ‘F’ in sex.”

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I hope you enjoy these like I do. I read quite a few and pick the one that makes me laugh the most. Have a great Friday!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – A Kid Asks His Dad…

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A kid asks his dad, “What’s a man?” The dad says, “A man is someone who is responsible and cares for their family.” The kid says, “I hope one day I can be a man just like mom!”

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Thanks to all the Moms out there. You gals rock!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – There are Five Cows on a Farm…

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There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma cow again replied” Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head.” The final baby walks over and says, “Duh huh guh nuh!” The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock.”

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Have a great Friday, folks!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday -The Perfect Son

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It’s Friday folks! Time for a joke for my Funny Friday posting.

I hope all of you have a great Friday and a fun and relaxing weekend. Here’s your weekly funny!

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – The Couple in Church

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Picture above: My Dad and I. We were at his Physical Therapy appointment yesterday. I figured everyone would want to see the “beard”.

An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, “I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?” The husband replies, “First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!”

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This one got me giggling. I hope you enjoy it too! Have a great Friday, everybody!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Are Bugs Good to Eat?

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A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.” Laughfactory

Have a great Friday the 13th folks!

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Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Marriage

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“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”—Albert Einstein

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I hope you enjoyed this one. Happy Friday! You made it!

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Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – A Joke Just for You!

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Q: What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

A: I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.

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I hope you enjoyed this. I did. Have a great weekend everybody!

Until next time…

Dave