26 Friday Feb 2021
Posted in Funny Friday
A new patient settles comfortably onto the couch, and the psychiatrist begins his therapy session.
“I’m not aware of your exact problem,” the doctor says, “so perhaps you should start from the very beginning.”
“Of course,” replies the patient. “In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth…”
Joke Courtesy: The Best Joke Book (Period).
Have a great weekend, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
19 Friday Feb 2021
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A patient in a mental hospital would spend his entire day with his ear pressed up against the wall. The doctor would watch this man, day after day, sit against the wall. The doctor finally decides to see what the patient is always listening to, so he puts his ear up to the wall and listens alongside the man. He hears nothing.
He turns to the mental patient and says, “I don’t hear anything coming from the wall.”
The mental patient replies, “Yeah, I know, and it’s been like that for months!”
Joke credit: The Best Joke Book (Period).
Have a great weekend, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
12 Friday Feb 2021
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A patient and psychologist were meeting for the first time.
“I think I’m a goat,” the patient tells the new doctor.
“All right,” the doctor says as he jots notes down. “And how long have you had this feeling?”
The man told him, “Ever since I was a kid.” (Get it?)
Have a great weekend, folks!
Joke Credit: The Best Joke Book (Period).
Until next time….
Dave
05 Friday Feb 2021
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A worried father calls the family doctor because he thinks his teen son has caught a venereal disease.
“I think he got it from the maid,” says the concerned dad, “and I’ve also been sleeping with the maid.”
“Okay,” the doctor replies calmly. “Well, when you bring him into the office, we’ll look at you as well.”
“And that’s not all,” the father continues. “I think I might have given it to his mother.”
“Oh, no!” cries the doctor. “Well, now we might all have it!”
—The Best Joke Book (Period)
Have a great Friday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
29 Friday Jan 2021
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A woman accompanies her husband to a doctor’s visit. After the checkup, the doctor calls only her into his office. “The outlook isn’t good,” he tells her.
“Your husband is under a tremendous amount of stress. If you don’t do exactly what I tell you, he may not survive to see the end of the month. Each morning, make him a nice healthy breakfast. Do the same for lunch and dinner. Always be in a pleasant mood around him and keep his spirits up. Don’t burden him with chores or stress him with the details of your day. At night, if he’s up for it, agree to any request for sexual pleasure. If you do all those things, he’ll live a long life.” On the way home, the husband asks his wife what the doctor said to her in the closed-door meeting.
She replies, “You’re going to die.”
Have a great weekend, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
22 Friday Jan 2021
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The president was awakened in the middle of the night by a call from the Pentagon.
“Mr. President,” the four-star general began, “I’ve got good news and bad news.”
“What’s the bad news?” the president asked.
“The country is being taken over by aliens from another planet.”
“My God,” the president said. “What’s the good news?”
“The good news is,” said the general, “they pee oil and they’ve eaten Rush Limbaugh.”
Have a great Friday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
15 Friday Jan 2021
Posted in Funny Friday, Uncategorized
Since we find ourselves in some very politically charged times, I figured I’d poke a little fun at government workers today, with this little joke.
How many government workers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two: One to insist that the light bulb has been taken care of and the other to screw it into a faucet. – The Best Joke Book (period).
Have a great Friday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
08 Friday Jan 2021
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I wanted to bring back Funny Friday, because some of you gave me some comments last year that you liked the jokes and other funny things I have found on the web. So here we are. Spread your wings Sunday will not be continued, however. I’ve reverted back to Sunday being my “do nothing day”, and plan on sticking with that.
I look forward to providing you some funny videos, funny jokes, and anything else I find hilarious on Fridays going forward. Happy 2021, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
17 Friday Jul 2020
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Two men are hiking through the woods when one of them cries out, “Snake! Run!” His companion laughs at him. “Oh, relax. It’s only a baby,” he says. “Don’t you hear the rattle?” — Steve Smith
Can you hear the drum and symbols in the background? (HA!)
Have a great Friday, folks!
Until next time…
Dave
03 Friday Jul 2020
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Two guys are walking through a game park and they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, “Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord.” He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion. As he comes closer to the lion, he hears the lion saying a prayer: “Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive.”
Until next time…
Dave
