Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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My boss told me to have a good day.. so I went home.

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My brother went home and my Mother’s cataract surgery went off without a hitch. It was great having my brother at home for a week. He headed back to Phoenix and will be heading out this weekend to San Diego for a Cisco conference. Now it’s time to get back on track with my rituals and writing.

I hope all of you had a great week. Enjoy the little joke I posted. I know, they’re corny, but they always give me a little boost when I find them and share them here.

Until next time…

Dave

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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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Why do blind people hate skydiving? It scares the hell out of their dogs.

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Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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“A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.” 

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Have a great Friday, folks!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.

Today’s joke was provided by:  Pun.me

I hope all of you have a great Friday and weekend! This Sunday is Mother’s Day. I hope you are all doing something nice for your Mom. We’ll be going somewhere to eat and enjoying a relaxing day.

 

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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“How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.”

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Have a great Friday! It’s my sister’s birthday today! She’s coming down tomorrow to hang out with us. It’ll be a good time.

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”–Dave Barry

I hope you have a terrific weekend!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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“I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.” – Anonymous

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Have a great Friday folks!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Sam Levenson

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“Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we’ll find it.” – Sam Levenson

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I hope all of you have had a great week! Here’s a funny quote as a small reward for all of your hard work. Have a great weekend!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.”–Bob Hope

Today’s the day we clean up our office and head out for the weekend. You may go to a happy hour with colleagues, have a nice family dinner, or plop down on the couch and enjoy shows on Netflix. Whatever your plans are, have a great Friday night!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday

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“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.”–Al McGuire

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Today is March 1, 2019. Can you believe how fast this year is passing by? Wow!

Have a great Friday! You’ve earned it. Here’s to another successful week!

Until next time…

Dave