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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Adam and Eve

05 Friday Jun 2020

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A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question, and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”

Courtesy: The Laugh Factory

Laughter is a wonderful thing. Take some time on Friday to laugh. To really chuckle about something. Watch a funny movie, read the comics, or check out your favorite comic on Netflix. I hope you have a terrific Friday and a great weekend!

Until next time…

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – My Favorite Gift

29 Friday May 2020

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Three brothers wanted to give their blind mom a birthday gift. The first got her a big beautiful house. The second got her a brand new luxury vehicle with a driver. The third got her a talking parrot to keep her company. When they all got together, they wanted to know which gift she liked best. She said they were all great but she thanked her third son because she liked the chicken dinner best.

Courtesy: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/family-jokes/6

Have a great Friday, folks!

Dave

Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – The Burgler and the Parrot.

22 Friday May 2020

Posted by Dave Gardner in Funny Friday

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Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, “Jesús is watching you.” He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, “Jesús is watching you.” In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, “Was it you who said Jesús is watching me” The parrot replied, “Yes.” Relieved, the burglar asked, “What is your name?” The parrot said, “Clarence.” The burglar said, “That’s a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?” The parrot answered, “The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesús.”

Courtesy: The Laugh Factory

I hope you got a good laugh out of this one. Have a great weekend, folks!

Until next time…

Dave

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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Fish and Potatoes

15 Friday May 2020

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A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers’ attention, he is yelling, “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!” A pastor hears this and asks, “Why are you calling them ‘dam fish.'” The boy responds, “Because I caught these fish at the local dam.” The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, “I didn’t know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way.” He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later, at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, “That’s the spirit, Dad! Now pass the fucking potatoes!”

Courtesy: The Laugh Factory

Have a great Friday, folks!

Until next time…

Dave

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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Menopause

08 Friday May 2020

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Two men are talking and one says to the other, “My wife’s doctor says she has menopause, and, man, has she been moody lately. How long do the symptoms of menopause usually last?” The other man replies, “Let me put it this way: menopause will be listed as the cause on your death certificate.”

Courtesy: The Laughfactory

Have a great weekend, everyone!

Until next time…

Dave

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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – The Old Man and his Wife.

01 Friday May 2020

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An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While the man is with the doctor, the doctor asks him, “So how has life been treating you?” The old man replies, “The Lord’s been good to me. Every night when I go to the bathroom, he turns the light on and when I’m finished, he turns the light off.” While the old woman is with the doctor, the doctor told her what her husband said. She replied, “Damn it! The old fart’s been pissing in the icebox again!”

Courtesy the Laugh Factory

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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Send Some Clothes

24 Friday Apr 2020

Posted by Dave Gardner in Funny Friday

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Mother: “Sweetie, make a Christmas wish.”
Girl: “I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa’s computer.”

Courtesy: The Laugh Factory

Happy Friday, folks!

Until next time…

Dave

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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – Jimmy and Grandma

10 Friday Apr 2020

Posted by Dave Gardner in Funny Friday

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A boy was going through his grandmother’s wallet one night and found her ID card. “Grandma?” he asked, “How much do you weigh?” His grandmother replied, “That’s not an appropriate question, Jimmy” He then asked, “How old are you?” She again replied, “That’s not appropriate, Jimmy.” Finally he asked, “Grandma, why did grandpa leave you?” Before she had time to answer, Jimmy looked at the card and said, “Oh I see, it’s because you got an ‘F’ in sex.”

Courtesy: The Laugh Factory

I hope you enjoy these like I do. I read quite a few and pick the one that makes me laugh the most. Have a great Friday!

Until next time…

Dave

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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – A Kid Asks His Dad…

03 Friday Apr 2020

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A kid asks his dad, “What’s a man?” The dad says, “A man is someone who is responsible and cares for their family.” The kid says, “I hope one day I can be a man just like mom!”

Courtesy: The Laugh Factory

Thanks to all the Moms out there. You gals rock!

Until next time…

Dave

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Daily Ramblings – Funny Friday – An Old Couple…

27 Friday Mar 2020

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A doctor tells an old couple at his office he needs to get a stool sample, a urine sample, and a blood test from the old man. Hard of hearing, the old man asks his wife what the doctor said. The wife replies, “He needs a pair of your underwear.”

Courtesy: The Laughfactory

Have a great Friday, folks! Hang in there! It’s tough in some places.

Sending good thoughts to all.

Until next time…

Dave

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