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Three senior citizens are sitting on a park bench complaining about their failing bodies.

“Every morning I get up at 6 a.m.,” the first man explains, “and try to pee, but nothing but a trickle comes out.”

The second man adds, “I get up at 6 a.m. too, and it feels like I’ve got to move my bowels, but I sit down on the toilet and nothing happens.”

The third man chimes in the conversation and tells his friends, “I pee and move my bowels at exactly 7 a.m. every morning.”

“That’s not bad, “the first man responds. “Why are you complaining?”

The third man admits, “The problem is I don’t usually wake up until 8 a.m.”

Joke credit: The Best Joke Book (Period).

Have a great weekend, folks!

Until next time…

Dave