Three older ladies are discussing the trials of getting older. One says, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can’t remember whether I need to put it away or start making a sandwich.”
The second lady chimes in, “Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can’t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.”
The third one responds, “Well, I’m sure glad I don’t have that problem. Knock on wood.” She raps her knuckles on the table, then says, “That must be the door. I’ll get it.”
Joke courtesy of: The Best Joke Book (Period).
Have a great weekend, folks!
Until next time…