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The president was awakened in the middle of the night by a call from the Pentagon.

“Mr. President,” the four-star general began, “I’ve got good news and bad news.”

“What’s the bad news?” the president asked.

“The country is being taken over by aliens from another planet.”

“My God,” the president said. “What’s the good news?”

“The good news is,” said the general, “they pee oil and they’ve eaten Rush Limbaugh.”

Have a great Friday, folks!

Until next time…